attractive strangers make everything better
whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me
If I was famous I would probably just look up pictures of myself on google